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Best lifestyle brands logo.

I'm Pete: an artist whose medium is, of all things, brands. I'm out to create a one-of-a-kind merch brand for every individual on the planet...a smorgasbord of brands, if you will. Or as I like to call it: Smorgasbrand™.

So grab a tray, ease it down that endless stainless steel track and gaze through the sneeze guard at the ever-growing offerings from Smorgasbrand. Take your time; there's a ton of delicious originality to choose from...not to mention a wide selection of merch to buy my designs on. T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, leggings, socks, mens, womens, kids, stickers, mugs, phone cases and home goods are just some of the products available.

Art merch and best lifestyle brands Patreon page.

As a brand artist, I've chosen Patreon as Smorgasbrand's official and primary social media outlet. Join me on my quest to fill the Smorgasbrand "Steam Table of Perpetuity" with brand after brand after can't-find-it-anywhere-else brand.


Depending on the Patreon tier you select, you'll get exclusive posts, behind-the-scenes looks at brands in development, discounts, limited edition merch, and a lot more.

You're free to follow me on the other socials too...for periodic leftovers.